Captain: Act 1 Scene 3

We last left off...

[That Way says this in a dark and deep voice that opens a new wormhole on the road it points to.]

Captain: That's our road. Hey That Way, you don't mind giving us a few freebies right?

[That way remains silent and stares straight ahed while keeping his finger pointed at the wormhole.]

Captain: Thanks man, we'll be seein' ya'.

[The crew exits with Doritos and Dew to last them for weeks and gather in the ship. It pulls out and exits the wormhole opened by That Way. As soon as the ship exits out the wormhole the ship comes to a stop.]

We continue in Act 1 Scene 3

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Scruffy: Are we here?

Captain: We've gotta' be, That Way knows his shit man.

Hawk Eye: Which one?

[The ship is parked on a street in the suburbs where all the houses look the same.]

Captain: Babi? Which house?

[The jolly roger flag in the back of the ship starts to rustle and blow despite there being no wind. After a few seconds it juts to the left pointing straight to a house on the other side of the street.]

Captain: And there it is.

[The Captain reaches over and opens the glove box where a single blue flower handpicked in the Caribbeans lay seemingly untouched just as it was the day The Captain picked it. The Captain gets out of Babi with flower in hand and walks to the door. After taking a deep breath and preparing himself he rang the doorbell. Anyway came to the door and looked at The Captain in confusion for a second until her eyes lit up and her already beautiful face became angelicly lit up with a smile like no other.]

Captain: I brought you that flower you like.

[Anyway throws her arms around The Captain giving him a long awaited hug. A single tear streaks down The Captains face as he welcomes her warmth and returns it with a smile. The two release their grip at the same time and their hands run down each others arms until their hands meet. The Captain takes her right hand and places the flower in it. With a smile Anyway looks into his eyes with a smile.]

Anyway: What are you doing here?

Captain: I was in the neighborhood.

Anyway: Come in, please.

[The Captain reaches into his pocket and grabs the ships keys. He turns around and throws them without looking and the keys fly into Hawk Eye's hand, Hawk Eye was just opening Babi's driver side door. Hawk Eye got in the ship and took off as The Captain and Anyway disappeared inside.]

Anyway: They could've come in too you know.

Captain: They've got a few things to do.

[A faint smirk is seen on Anyway's face.]

Anyway: You want something to drink?

Captain: Actually I was hoping we could just walk around for a bit.

Anyway: Sure that'd be fine.

[The two leave the house and start walking down the street hands in pockets. Meanwhile outside a parking garage Babi sits, crew looking inside.]

Hawk Eye: I exit here, Scruffy, you take Babi, fill her up and go see some sights. We'll all meet up with the Captain when time comes to time.

Scruffy: How am I supposed to know where he is?

Hawk Eye: He's your Captain, use you instincts.

Scruffy nods and just as Black Throat is closing the door after getting in Babi, the two drive off. This leaves Hawk Eye looking across the street at the parking garage. He throws his cigarette on the ground, stamps it out and walks in. Meanwhile The Captain and Anyway are walking down the street talking.

Anyway: Where did you get that flower?

Captain: We took a trip to the Carribeans before we came here. It was growing in a small wooded area, alone in the ground amongst trees and bushes. When I saw it I knew I needed to get it and bring it to you.

Anyway: And, what were you doing in the Carribeans in the first place?

Captain: Trade.

Anyway: What kind of trade?

Captain: Oh you know, whatever valuable. But what have you been up to?

Anyway: Nothing special.

[The Captain stops in his tracks, Anyway takes a couple extra steps before she stops and looks at him. The Captain is looking slightly upwards, eyes darting back and forth as if listening to something. he takes 3 steps back.]

Anyway: What's wrong?

Captain: I'll see you around.

[The Captain steps into the middle of the road and turns around as Anyway watches in confusment. Then Babi comes around the corner with a Grey 1967 GT500 with two thick racing stripes tailing her. Hawk Eye is driving the GT500 and Scruffy driving Babi. Babi stops right at the Captains feet, door in frong of him.]

Captain: Black Throat, you're with Hawk Eye.

[Black Throat jumps out of Babi and walks back to get in the passenger seat of the GT500 while Scruffy slides over and The Captain get in Babi. the two cars take off and head back north. Anyway is left wondering what this was all about and heads back to her house. The Captain and Scrufft sit silently in Babi for a minute.]

Captain: Now I know.

[Scruffy looks at The Captain silently and The Captain quickly looks at him and back at the road.]

Captain: Why she is who she is. She's...well she's not loveable.

[Back in the GT500 Hawk Eye and Black Throat are admiring the car and talking.]

Black Throat: What's the car's name?

Hawk Eye: Eleanor.

Black Throat: Mmm, are we going home now?

Hawk Eye: Uh, I think we're going to Louisianna.

Black Throat: Why?

Hawk Eye: To see a man about a car and a monkey.

[Not one member of the crew has much to say so they drive in silence until they near the Mexico/U.S. border.]

Captain: Now things get fun.

[The Captain puts his closed fist out the window and the convoy slows to a stop about a quarter of a mile from the border checkpoint। The Captain grabs the punisher and the crew exits their vehicles. All four members line up side by side and start walking towards the border.]

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