Black Throat: Are we going home now?
Hawk Eye: Uh, I think we're going to Louisiana.
Black Throat: Why?
Hawk Eye: To see a guy about a car and a monkey.
[Not one member of the crew has much to say so they drive in silence until they near the Mexico/U.S. border.]
Captain: Now things get fun.
[The Captain puts his closed fist out the window and the convoy slows to a stop about a quarter mile from the border checkpoint. The Captain grabs the punisher and the crew exits their vehicles. All four members line up side by side and start walking towards the border.]
We continue with Act 1 Scene 4
[As the crew draws nearer to the border the three guards on post get nervous.]
Guard 1: Stop where you are!
[The crew continues walking and the guards start to grab their guns off their belts while watching the crew closely.
Captain: You'll let us through.
Guard 1: Not without a passport and I.D.
Captain: You'll let us through!
[Guards 2 and 3 draw their guns and aim at The Captain who is now ahead of the others. The Captain throws the punisher right into Guard 2's head and knocks him out. Guard 3 pulls the trigger multiple times and nothing happens. the gun just clicks as if if were empty. While this is all going on Scruffy had put his hands on the ground and kicked Guard 1 in the face, caving in his skull. And Hawk Eye had killed Guard 3 merely by walking up to him and snapping the guards neck with his bare hands.]
Captain: Damn guys, I was just gonna' knock 'em out, not kill them.
[Scruffy and Hawk Eye ignore The Captains casual remark and turn around to look at Black Throat who is standing there in bewilderment. The Captain turns around too and starts walking back to Babi and as he passes Black Throat he says this without turning his head.]
Captain: Where the fuck were you?
[Black Throat turns around speechless. The other crew members follow The Captain.]
Hawk Eye: No kidding, way to go Black Throat.
Black Throat: You had it covered.
[As B.T. is saying this the crew has passed him and he starts to follow. The crew heads back to Babi and Eleanor and drive through the border checkpoint.]
Captain: Well, we'll be in Louisiana soon, there we'll be able to sell off Eleanor and get you a ship Scruffy.
Scruffy: Awesome! No more riding in the middle.
[The Captain chuckles.]
Captain: That's right.
[A smile lingers on The Captains face as the convoy travels down a small paved road for a few minutes. Soon, The Captains smile quickly turns to a frown and once again his eyes start to turn to flames. A pasture full of cows is seen up ahead near the road.]
Captain: I...HATE...COWS!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!
[Babi speeds up until she draws near where the cows stand. Babi skids to a stop and The Captain gets out with the Punisher and Eleanor pulls up behind Babi. The Crew gets out and leans up against Babi as The Captain jumps over the fence. The Captains spontaneous attacks have always been a major form of entertainment for the crew.]
Black Throat: The Captains gone crazy!
[The Captain runs across the field with the punisher ready to swing. Screaming a loud battle cry he jumps up and brings his weapon down on a bulls neck decapitating it.]
Captain: MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
[The Captain starts swinging wildly with every movement taking a blow to a different cow adding to the kill count. The crew still out by the road watch in amazement as The Captain screams wildly and kills cow after cow. They see a four wheeler approaching The Captain.]
Scruffy: Um...shouldn't we do something?
Hawk Eye: No, this is fun.
Black Throat: Captain!
[Black Throat yells to get The Captains attention but he mishears it in his state of paranoia.]
Captain: I AM NOT YOUR CAPTAIN YOU STUPID COWS!!!
[The farmer on the four wheeler gets close and yells at The Captain.]
Farmer: Hey! Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?!?
[The Captain reaches into his pocket and pulls out a titanium spork and throws it straight into the heart of the farmer. The farmer falls off his vehicle as The Captain kills the last cow and looks at it while breathing heavily. He looks back at the dead farmer, walks over to him and retrieves his spork.]
Captain: Why would you care for these things? There's no pride in beef.
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1 comments:
This is another series that has been cancelled due to disinterest just as the philosophy series was.
Thank you.
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